Fellmans Movie Reviews

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What’s it about? The movie starts off with Deadpool walking around an apartment, inspecting things, smoking a cigarette, eventually ending up laying on a bunch of barrels to which he flicks the cigarette, and they explode, sending his dismembered corpse sky high. He then goes into the background story of why he just did that and takes you back to six weeks ago when he was fighting criminals for money and kills a bunch of Japanese guys in a fight scene. Move it along until we get back to his apartment where he meets up with Vanessa and we find out that it’s his anniversary and they’re going to start a family. The apartment then gets attacked and Vanessa ends up getting killed, sending Deadpool into a suicidal depression. After trying to kill himself numerous times, he’s taken back to the X-Mansion by Colossus and tried to help recover from his loss until a mission comes up involving a young boy named Russell Collins, AKA Firefist, at a “mutant reeducation center” that has been abusing young mutants sent there. Deadpool realizes the kids are being abused and kills several of the orderlies of the orphanage so that Colossus has to restrain him. Both him and Russell are fitted with power restraining collars and taken to a mutant prison called “The Ice Box” to be kept apart from normal people. Meanwhile, Cable, a cybernetic soldier from the future comes back in time to kill Russell. Cable raids the Ice Box trying to kill Russell, and while trying to protect him, Wade’s collar is broken off, restoring his healing abilities. Wade almost dies escaping the Ice Box and has a vision of Vanessa telling him to help Russell. This makes Wade create a team called X-Force to free Russell from a prison transfer convoy and protect him from Cable. Wade takes X-Force to jump out of a plane to land on the prison transfer convoy, but only him and the girl Domino survive the jump. While Domino and Deadpool are fighting with Cable, Russell escapes and frees Juggernaut, who was being held captive in the Ice Box. Juggernaut destroys the convoy, rips Deadpool in half, and escapes with Russell. While Wade recovers and grows the lower half of his body back, Cable shows up at his house and offers to work with him to stop Juggernaut and Russell from killing the headmaster of the orphanage because it turns Russell into a murderer and Russell eventually kills Cable’s family, which is why Cable came back in time in the first place. At the orphanage, Juggernaut is overpowering Deadpool, Cable, and Domino while Russell is hunting down the headmaster and trying to kill him when Colossus shows up and fights Juggernaut. Wade tries to convince Russell not to kill the headmaster, but Russell refuses, so Cable goes to kill Russell and Wade jumps in front of the bullet. His sacrifice then convinces Russell not to kill the headmaster and Wade reunites with Vanessa in the afterlife. But she tells him it’s not time and he has to go back because Cable uses the last charge of his time sliding device to go back in time and put a token in Deadpool’s pocket to stop the bullet, saving Wade’s life. After yelling at all the mutants, the headmaster is then run over by Dopinder, who comes speeding into the area in his taxi. Later, in the credits, Negasonic Teenage Warhead fixes Cables time sliding device so that Deadpool can clean up the timelines. He kills the previous Deadpool from the X-Men: Origins movie, and murders Ryan Reynolds right after he gets done reading the Green Lantern Script. He doesn’t have the heart to kill baby Hitler though, and vows to go get his friend Cable and bring him back. 

What’s good? Just like the first one, everything is good. It’s such a great movie. The dialogue is great. The special effects are great. The soundtrack is great. It’s just all around well done.  

What’s bad? I’m not gonna spend any time trying to find anything wrong with this movie. I don’t think there is anything wrong with it.  

The acting? Everybody is just fantastic. Even the fat kid is doing a good job. I can’t even say anything bad about him. Good job, fat kid… 

The effects? It’s an action movie with some of the best special effects around. You’re not going to be disappointed in that area.  

Donde esta la biblioteca? What is it about this particular phrase? Whenever somebody is making an example of speaking Spanish, they always come up with this particular phrase. I think it’s just saying the word “biblioteca” that people like doing. That’s why people do it. But whenever there’s a joke or a something on tv or in a movie, it’s always THIS phrase.  

If Dopinder was paying attention, he would’ve seen them coming. If Dopinder would’ve been paying attention, he would’ve seen them running at the car all the way down the alleyway and Deadpool wouldn’t have had to jump through the window like that. But Dopinder wasn’t paying attention. He’ll never become a contract killer with an attention span like that… 

Vanessa refuses to allow their child to be called Todd. She most certainly doesn’t like the name Todd. And who does? Except for somebody named Todd, I suppose.  

The opening credits and end credits are both great. The credits in Deadpool are some of the best credits in any movie I’ve ever seen. They’re like a joke in and of themselves. They not only tie in with the movie, but they make their own jokes while they’re tying in with the movie. It’s so meta. 

Wade’s hidden cocaine and the cure for blindness. He told Al in the first movie that if he didn’t come back that buried somewhere in the house is 116 kg of cocaine and the cure for blindness. You thought it was a funny joke in the first movie, but when he comes back and opens up the stash underneath the floorboards, there’s two bags labeled “Wade’s Cocaine” and a bag next to it labeled “The Cure for Blindness”.  

He steals one of the Professor’s wheelchairs. While Colossus is going off about the rules of the house, Wade goes and steals one of the Professor’s wheelchairs and begins riding around the Mansion. That’s probably against the rules of the house that Colossus was going on about… 

The other X-Men are filming in another room. As he’s talking about not having enough money for any other X-Men, they show all of the other X-Men filming in the other room. 

The redneck is right about the toilet paper. That redneck is right about the toilet paper, though. If you got some shit on your beard, you wouldn’t be able to scrub it enough. 

Negasonic Teenage Longest Name Ever. That is an awfully long name. Where do you even come up with a name like that? And then you have superheroes with one syllable names like Jynx. The exact opposite of that.  

He keeps poking NTW in the ear. It’s no wonder she hates him. He keeps sticking his finger in her ear. He does it the first time in a scene at the end of the first movie, and then he does it like three or four times in the second movie. 

With the collar on, Wade’s cancer would kick back in. How long would it take for Wade’s cancer to kick back in once the collar got put on? I don’t know if cancer has an on/off switch, but he was healing everything for a while there. 

Dubstep is for pussies. I like how Cable says “Dubstep is for pussies.” And then the dubstep song starts as they start fighting. That’s a funny joke. 

Domino’s power is incredibly powerful. When you think about it, Domino’s power is incredibly useful. To just have everything work out in your favor, all the time. Think about how helpful that would constantly be? 

I’d like the McRib to be available year-round too. I don’t know why they don’t sell the McRib all year? It’s really popular. Supply and demand, I suppose. Drumming up business… 

He steals the scooter as soon as the lady steps off it. He steals the ladies’ scooter almost as soon as she steps off of it. It’s practically in step with her. He doesn’t even think twice about it.  

And don’t you say legs! He knew Russell was going to say “legs” when he asked “What’s Juggernaut have that I don’t have?” Because it was the obvious answer.  

Juggernaut’s really obsessed with shoving things up people’s asses. Juggernaut threatened to shove like five things up different people’s asses. It was really his go-to move. That was practically his first option for threatening everybody. “I’m gonna shove something up your ass”… 

He can’t kill baby Hitler. Deadpool just couldn’t kill baby Hitler. Even though it was Hitler. He had to go back and get Cable to do it. Cable wouldn’t mind killing a baby. What does that say about Cable? 

So, yeah. Go and see Deadpool 2. One of the best Marvel movies out there, if not just a straight up good time for everybody. Well, maybe not everybody. I wouldn’t take your kids. Well, I would take YOUR kids. But, this is getting off topic. And as always, keep on watching, with a smile on your face…